Immediate attraction is pure narcissism.

Amanda, 18; Brazilian; Rizzoli & Isles takes a big portion of my life and feelings but there is also Glee and Once Upon A Time and Elementary and Chicago Fire and other stuff...

Angie Harmon; Sasha Alexander; Naya Rivera; Lana Parrilla; and RIZZLES.

barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

image

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h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

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  • social anxiety: you want to skype someone? hahaha yeah right
  • social anxiety: you need to make a phone call? nah.
  • social anxiety: you want to go out with friends? lol nope.
  • social anxiety: need to ask a stranger something? hahah no.
  • social anxiety: trying to buy something by yourself? I don't think so.
  • social anxiety: surrounded by strangers? good luck breathing.
  • social anxiety: in a group? aww let me make you feel unwanted and sad.

redfemmedic:

outrunmyself:

piertotum-locomottor:

little-red-riding-cock:

brispeak:

Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.

These were all very entertaining :P

I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”

at least my coworker is hot

Omg

Oh my god. This is beautiful

(Source: lohanofficial, via swisscheezeamour)



foodchewer:

all these eggs and you still ain’t getting laid

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Frost: You look a little… naked.

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tsunamio:

spookynotsky:

OH MY FUCKING GOD MY CAT?? HOW?!

fly

tsunamio:

spookynotsky:

OH MY FUCKING GOD
MY CAT??
HOW?!

fly

(Source: soranotsky, via favocados)


Anonymous asked:
Happy St. Valentine's Day, sweetie!

hey!! Happy Valentine’s Day to u 2 <3


alleoop:

chisanaai:

dnotive:

oh.

OH.

#SHOTSFIRED

alleoop:

chisanaai:

dnotive:

oh.

OH.

#SHOTSFIRED

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